One of my favorite fetishes is small penis humiliation. And I especially love you little webcam sluts that get on skype and show me just how tiny your tool is! You clitty dick mother fuckers crack me the fuck up! I enjoy taunting and teasing virgin losers that never have a shot at getting any real pussy. I love hearing about the times you’ve worked up enough nerve to pull it out in front of a girl, hoping for the best, only to be shut down, laughed at, and told to put that baby dick away.
I also love a little dick loser that overcompensates for his mini package with a huge fucking dildo up his ass! I’ve seen you fuckers take dildos in your slut holes I wouldn’t let near my pussy! I mean, I’m a size queen and all, but those are some big ass fucking behemoth dicks! Does your poor little stretched out asshole EVER recover from that!?
But the fun really gets started when I make you start improvising with stuff you find around the house: toothbrushes, flashlights, wine bottles. I’ve even been know to make my little dick bitch boys take baseball bats up the ass! Whatever is handy. Haha! So how about putting on a show for Mistress Annikah tonight? I need a good laugh!
Few calls are as fun as small penis humiliation phone sex. I love laughing at little dicks. You could never please me with that little useless worm between your legs. I know that when you call me on the phone you are already stroking your pathetic little pencil dick. You tell me that you have a big cock, but I can see right through that bullshit. It is nothing more than a little bitch boy clitty. What you should be doing is telling me just how pathetic you really are, and how worthless that little pin dick is because you are not man enough to take care of a real woman.
You have to put two fingers together to feel your little dick and stroke that sorry excuse for a prick. Do you really think you have what it takes to turn a woman on? Hell, you can’t shoot a load large enough to turn on a man, let alone a woman. Who do you think you are going to please? Surely not a Goddess like me! I’m the type of woman that needs to be fucked deep and hard, not just a tickle from a small pencil dick like yours.
I guess the best thing that you can have going for you is a hard tongue, so I hope you know how to work it. But you won’t be using it on me. I have better uses for pathetic men like you, like putting you on your knees and making you my little fluffer bitch.
But if you’re lucky, I will let you to hang around and watch a real man fuck my hot, wet pussy. A man with big dick. A REAL man. I bet he would love to laugh at your small dick too, while he is shoving his big cock down your throat.
You are such a pathetic little fucker. I have told you over and over again just what a total fuck stain I think you are. And now that you’ve dropped your pants, I can’t stop laughing at your tiny tool. I bet every girl you’ve ever shown it to has laughed and told you to “get the fuck away from me with that thing”. I have seen clits bigger than your penis. It feels wrong to even call it a penis because it is so small. It is virtually useless. How do you get any pleasure from that? You can barely see it, let alone stroke it. Even your balls are tiny. Acorn size at best. How much cum could be in there? A couple drops? Hahahaha! Well, at least they are proportionate.
I think if you want your pin dick to cum, you should pay a Cum Tax. That’s right, your pathetic little dick does not get to shoot that loser load unless you pay for it. That’s why you’re calling me, right? I am the only person that will help you get your baby dick off. No one else wants to go near that baby cock.
Are you getting hard? *squint* It’s so small, I really can’t tell. I bet any kind of contact with my fingers would really get you going. Hell, I bet if I just blow on it, it’s going stiffen up.
There we go. It didn’t get much bigger, but now it’s awake fully awake. I have my measuring tape ready to get the maximum length on record. Oh my Fucking god it’s bigger than I thought.
Drum roll please. Your baby dick is ……
a full 3 inches long.
What the fuck is a Goddess like me suppose to do with that? Not. Fucking. Shit. You’re about 5 inches too small for me! So I am just going to sit back and laugh my ass off while you two finger stroke your tiny piss stick and make it squirt a tiny little puddle of jizz. Then I’m going to make you lick that up. Don’t worry. I’m sure there won’t be much, so it won’t be that bad. Like I said, your balls are tiny.
Then you’re going to tuck your pathetic excuse for a dick away, and keep your hands off of it until I tell you that you can touch it again.